Some Original Quotations


"No progressive taxation without progressive representation!"  (2012)

"Why are there so many Davids? Where are all the Goliaths?"  (2011)

"You say tomahto, I say tomorrow".  (2007)

"If our only choices are black or white, then Barack Obama is definitely a white man".  (Feb. 2007)

"What makes anyone think a guy in a white lab coat is more
trustworthy than a guy in a yellow cycling jersey?"
  (2006)

"Pit Bull - The Canine of Peace"  (2005)

"You don't know what you don't know".  (2002)

"We should ship 10,000 bulldozers over there and push Palestine into the sea.
There are plenty of guys who would wait in line for a chance to drive one".
  (Sept. 11, 2001)

"Most people think knowledge is what they heard someone else say".  (2001)

"Dumb and Hummer".  (1995)

"Nothing changes if nothing changes".  (1994)

"Never buy insurance for something you could replace out of pocket"  (1991)

"You know you've had a good bike ride when there are at least 3 different body fluids
(sweat, drool, snot, tears or blood) on your top tube".
  (1988)

"Always pee first".  (Fangrow's Law, 1979)


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